20. You are so BIG! Enormous, HUGE, any adjectives that fit- Don't use them!
19. Yep that's a boy for sure I can tell how you are carrying him.
18. Oh yep- it is a girl- I carried my daughter the same way.
17. You will NEVER make it to your due date!
16. You still haven't had that thing! (especially not 3 months before the due date)
15. When is your due date? They must have miscalculated!
14. When is your due date? Oh yea- my birthday is on the 12th, and my neighbor's is the 13th, and my bank teller's is the 18th, and my ......etc.
13. Do you mind if I touch your belly? (complete stranger)
12. I can't believe you are having your children so close together! How will you ever do it?
11. I have never seen a belly so big before! (thanks Annie, hopefully I'll win the blue ribbon at the state fair)
10. Was it planned! (there are no mistakes in the miracle of birth!)
9. Are you gonna eat ALL that?
8. Enjoy your sleep now, you'll never get any when the baby comes.
7. You look so uncomfortable.
6. Are you still tired?
5. Are you STILL eating?
4. Are you gonna get 'fixed' after this one?
3. You look like your gonna pop!
2. Any unsolicited story about the worst labor experience ever. (I've already been there, done that and don't plan on a repeat)
DRUM ROLL PLEASE
Don't ever, ever, ever
1. Ask if there's more than one! This is the most common, and the worst of them all! Are you sure there aren't two in there- you know it happens, There's no way that's just one- well I guess he could be a 14 pounder!
Thought this might help you to be more courteous to pregnant women you see, know or meet. Encourage them, Offer to help with their groceries, give the waitress a GREAT tip! (especially if they are working at Sonic on Roller Skates!) Don't lie and tell them they look great, but you don't have to be BRUTALLY honest! THINK before you speak!